

The ball grinds to a halt and Richard has Gareth kill the eunuch. The eunuch notices and says that Richard is the only one that doesn't know his wife is banging the court jester. Richard approves, and Madalena slips away with Jester. Hesitantly at first, the Valencians start telling Richard what they really think of him. They manage to bang out a dance number based on an executioner's march and Richard tells them to keep working on it.The Valencians actually have fun, and Richard finally gives them permission to speak the truth about him. Since they executed all the musicians when they invaded, Richard decides to have the executioners improvise. She agrees and goes off with Jester to work on some "routines." As the remaining Valencians prepare for the ball, Chef reminds Richard that he burned all the crops so that the Valencians have no food. The king invites everyone else to take a go at it, and tells Madalena that they should have a ball. Bored himself, Richard has the eunuch come up and confirms that he doesn't feel pain when he's hit in the groin. Madalena grows bored and Richard tells her that he's not going to stop giving up on them as a couple. Richard makes the surviving locals listen to Jester's joke about them. Later the next night him and his queen sit down for dinner with big changes to his attitude regarding eating himself, despite this, and even after sharing some light on his childhood maid Pearl (who he refers to as the only person who loved him), Madalena still states her hatred towards him by stating he's unlovable. Gareth then tells the king that maybe he should "Butch up" a bit in order to earn her respect to which he agrees. Gareth states that maybe he should feed himself before Madalena leaves in disgust. While at dinner one day with his queen, the king fails to impress his beloved by using the chef to feed him like a child. He then plots to use Isabella to lure Galavant to him so that he can kill him in front of Madalena and hopefully earn her respect and win her affection. Upon no success he threatens to kill the King of Valencia in front of his queen, luring Isabella out of hiding. To that end he blackmailed Valencia's Princess Isabella to help lure Galavant into a trap.Ī long year of marriage later King Richard conquers the kingdom of Valencia in hopes of retrieving the priceless Jewel of Valencia for his unhappy wife Madalena. Because of this, Richard decided to put his focus on killing Galavant instead. During this time he grew to despise Galavant, due to his wife's constant habit of unfavorably comparing him to her ex-lover. To please her, he invaded and conquered Valencia simply to acquire a precious gemstone for her. The relationship became further strained due to Madalena's shrewish attitude towards Richard. However, the marriage was unsatisfying, as it was never consummated since Madalena claimed to have taken a vow of chastity. Galavant interrupted the wedding ceremony to reclaim his love, but was shocked when Madalena chose Richard over him. Madalena was taken back to his castle where Richard planned on forcing her to marry him. After his attempts at wooing her failed, he had her kidnapped by Gareth. One day he noticed Galavant's lady Madalena, and was instantly smitten. This affected Richard into adulthood, as he always feels like he is everyone's second choice.Īs he grew into adulthood, his hobbies as King included raising taxes and upsetting the poor people. Richard was humiliated when Kingsley grabbed the sword instead, just before leaving to conquer his own kingdom. A young squire called Gareth was made his personal guard and the sword of the King was to be given to him to symbolize his rule.

Richard was chosen next after he announced his presence to the gathered crowd with a fart. However, Kingsley refused, preferring not to be handed his own rule.

When his father passed away he attended a ceremony in which his elder brother Kingsley was going to be sworn in as King. As a child he chose to eat his feelings (along with a lot of bread), resulting in him being overweight. His only friend growing up was an elderly servant named Pearl, whom Richard felt was the only person who ever loved him. Q: How big is the printed image on the chest/pocket of the tee shirt?Ī: The size of the image depends on the artwork chosen and is scaled to the following dimensions as a maximum size for each size.When Richard was a child his parents were too busy ruling to pay him any attention. Q: How big is the printed image on the back of the tee shirt? Depending on the artwork selected, the image may be printed smaller: Q: How big is the printed image on the front of the tee shirt?Ī: The size of the image depends on the artwork chosen and is scaled to the following dimensions as a maximum size for each size.
